Not many people know this about me, but I have a real affection for cats. I love all animals, which is partly why I’m vegetarian, but for some reason cats specifically have a soft spot in my heart.
Cats are not some hyper-domesticated species chosen to be “man’s best friend”. Instead, they are pompous predatory creatures that happen to be able to cohabitate with us. I feel a sense of importance when a cat decides to spend time with me instead of doing other catly things.
Unfortunately though, I’ve found most cats hate me. One day I’ll have a cat though. If it’s fat, i’ll name it Tofu. If it’s orange, i’ll name it Mango. If it’s cute and cuddly I’ll name it Professor Snufflufugus, or Snufs for short.
I’m thinking I’ll get a Ragdoll. I’ll deck my place out with all the cat gadgets so it can live life in luxury. I hope that I can let it roam outside whenever it pleases and it will be safe and find its way back home when needed.